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Broken-down truck photo and how bankers captioned it
Readers of ABA Editor's Report the last two weeks had the opportunity to provide a caption for the candid snap above, spotted in suburban New York. Entrants participated in a random drawing for a $50 Amazon card, which will be awarded to Nelson Knowles, Prosperity Bank, St. Augustine, Fla.
Your reward is some very funny captions, and few groaners.
—Steve Cocheo, executive editor and digital content manager
1. "The sponsors of the UPS parade were none too pleased with this float entry."
Kirk Jones, State Bank of Southern Utah
Richard Montano, Kaw Valley Bank, Topeka, Kan.
Kim Fowler, vice-president and wealth compliance manager, TD Bank, Greenville, S.C.
"We wanted to know what it felt like to BE the delivery; just once."
Sarah Schrader, BancorpSouth, Springfield, Mo.
5. "FedExTra-When your van absolutely, positively has to be there overnight."
Charles W. Csakai, vice-president, U.S. Trust, Bank of America Private Wealth Management, Chicago, Ill.
Quinten A. Pultz, Administrative Vice President, Riley State Bank, Riley, Kan.
Robin Allen, Corporate Compliance Payments Manager, U.S. Bancorp, Cincinnati, OH
Larry Cunningham, First Home Bank, Seminole, Fla.
Kim Shaffer, Signature Bank, N.A., vice-president, Toledo, Ohio
Chris Ehlinger, executive vice-president & CFO, Westbound Bank, Tyler, Texas
Nelson Knowles, Prosperity Bank, St. Augustine, Fla.
12. "So that's how they get everywhere by 10 am! ... hitchin' emergency response tow trucks to zip thru red lights!"
Cheryl Traudt, senior vice-president, director of commercial sales and treasury management, Extraco Banks, Katy, Texas
Annette Stuckey, First National Bank of Shawnee, Okla.
15. "FED EX - No package too big, even flatbed trucks!"
Mindy J. Denkin, assistant vice-president, information analyst III, Consumer Compliance, TD Bank
Paul J. Jarosz, senior vice-president and director of government compliance, Oxford Bank & Trust, Oak Brook, Ill.
17. "On time, every time! No matter what!"
Brian Kamler, City National Bank & Trust, Lincoln, Neb.
18. "Delivered! Even if we need to hitch a ride."
Ranee Niedermeyer, senior vice-president, retail banking, Evergreen Federal Bank, Grant's Pass, Ore.
Cheryl Parks, personal banker, Chicago, IL
Tyler Jones, assistant vice-president / Trust Officer, Central Bank and Trust Co., Hutchinson, Kan.
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JoDee Kiecker, V.P. audit and compliance officer, Fidelity Bank, Edina, Minn.